Well gang, I am going all out and providing a decent recipe. I did some online research before crafting this one, and I came up with this little ditty. It’s a basic one-pot recipe — just turn on the heat, and toss in ingredients as you go. You really can’t mess it up, since it’ll [...]
August 18th, 2004
Read...Fox is running Family Guy marathons on August 18 and 25th.
August 10th, 2004
Read...Visiting my parents in Arizona, I’ve gotten a chance to catch up on the reality of television nowadays; I’ve managed to stay away from it in my real life. (Cheaper and saner, my friends.) I have a few observations: The band ‘Chronic Future,’ whose video I just saw on MTV, went to my high school — [...]
August 10th, 2004
Read...“If you’re a Democrat, you win when people think,” said Bill Clinton to Jon Stewart on today’s Daily Show. chooses the highly-popular-among-youth-as-a-source-of-news (News You Can Use, 1-13-04) Daily Show over the-dead SNL; surely a calculated, politicized move. So what does he choose to say? An expected discussion of Dems vs. Reps, with Stewart dominating and [...]
August 10th, 2004
Read...Apparently we’re not the only ones who think that the Polyphonic Spree are a little… odd. The FBI recently stopped percussionist Brian Teasley, reports Pitchforkmedia.com, for a bomb-like microphone in his baggage at DFW ariport. Quoth the drummer:”I don’t want to over-dramatize the situation,” Teasley stated, “but there were two or three minutes when I [...]
August 10th, 2004
Read...A woman carried around a towel in her body for seven years, Google worries that its suddenly wealthy employees will become distracted, the word ‘lez’ is ruled out in the US Scrabble finals, and Rick James is Dead, Bitch!
August 7th, 2004
Read...Ugh. Friendster is making some uncool advertising money as we speak. I understand that they’ve had to make a few deals with the devil in order to keep their site free, but I heavily protest the current campaign for Brittany Murphy’s new flick, little Black Book. Not only does the site feature banner ads, popups [...]
August 5th, 2004
Read...A 13 year old girl is suing Tigger for allegedly groping her at Disney World.
August 3rd, 2004
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