July 2006

Wow. Apparently Ellen Pompeo is a giant bitch.

I love Grey’s Anatomy - so I’ve considered myself somewhat of an Ellen Pompeo fan. No longer. Check this vid of her flipping her shit with jealousy as she gets Punk’d. A waitress comes by and flirts with her fiance - it’s not really even that bad, but Ellen freaks. Really disgusting to watch. MollyGood.com via Popsugar.

July 21st, 2006

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Things I Find

More on the ‘bird’ ticket

“In the criminal justice system the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.” Readers will recall that I received a ticket from a police gentleman about two weeks ago for giving the bird to a camera. [...]

July 20th, 2006

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About Me

All your snakes are belong to us

More Snakes on a Plane. Update I sent this link out via IM to a few folks and received the following replies: * aweful * awesome! * cobra commander is the best * nice * officially the geekiest thing ever

July 18th, 2006

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Things I Find

Bush’s shit storm

In case you missed it - yes, President Bush was caught chewing with his mouth open and talking some “shit” about the situation - heck, war - between Israel and the Hezbollah. The money quote: ““See, the irony is what they really need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit [...]

July 18th, 2006

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My curtains

As I begin to pack up my house in anticipation of the move, I’m trying to take pictures of the pieces I enjoy. Here’s my curtains. And yes, of course my house matches my blog.

July 17th, 2006

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Even the vagina mechanic wants me to go

Every where I go, people are so damn excited about hollaBackpack.com - you know, that whole, “I quit my job to go backpacking in Europe and create an online travelzine” thing. It’s amazing - I’ve never had society treat me with quite so much approval before. Today at the gyno office, I looked grimly at the [...]

July 17th, 2006

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About Me

Milky Way Milk was a bad idea

You know that yummy artificial chocolate milk leftover from a bowl of Cocoa Krispies? Now that wonderful preservative-laden flavor can be yours, for only 10 grams of fat per bottle! It kinda does taste like a Milky Way - but less like caramel and nougat, and more like coocoo for Cocoa Puffs. Here’s hoping there [...]

July 15th, 2006

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Food

Conversations I don’t want to have

Or, This Happens Often Enough That They Need a Sign? If you can’t read the sign, it says: “If the toilet doesn’t flush, please let us know.” Yes, um, excuse me? You see that enormous pile of shit right there? Well, um, that’s mine.

July 14th, 2006

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Hot dogs I regret

There are hot dogs I remember Though some have changed Some forever, not for better Some have gone and some remain All these places have their moments Of soy dogs and chili dogs I still can recall Some I ate and some I didn’t In my life I regret them all Related posts Yo Soy Bloated, Veggieland Atlanta Weiner Dogs Chill doggie Fat Kevin and the Hot Dog [...]

July 13th, 2006

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Food + Uncategorized

The view from the cheap eats: Bologna sandwiches

Being in the “saving my pennies for Europe” mode, I’ve been eating frugally of late. When budget’s the bottom line, all of a sudden processed foods are elevated from their former status of “I don’t eat that, thanks” to “dear god, I hope my readers understand why I feel compelled to eat this.” Enter - bologna. I [...]

July 11th, 2006

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