WASHINGTON, DC, July 22, 2007 This is incredibly sad. I can’t say I know too much about Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner, but I’ve never seen a more compelling argument to get up and eat a cheeseburger right now. Watch HBOVoyeur.com while you eat

St. Petersburg, Florida – posted in Washington, DC, July 20, 2007 1. I will leave the newsroom before it is extremely late. 2. I am coming back to Tangelo’s for another Cuban. 3. I am too old to eat at Taco Bell. 4. I will not be hungover if I eat this crabcake. [Moon Under [...]

WASHINGTON, DC, July 19, 2007 My eyeballs hurt. My sockets are weary. I stare at my computer so long that my vision develops mirage spots … swervy spots that look like moisture evaporating off hot concrete. Sometimes, I get so I can’t read … the lines run together. On the metro, my eyes hurt; reading [...]

I don’t watch “the TV,” so I miss out on all sorts of things, like Rock of Love and Dancing with the One-Legged Lady. But thankfully, there is Heather, suburban dweller, and consumer of pop culture, to point me in the direction of wonderful gems that I’ve missed in my stubbornness. Witness Flight of the [...]

It’s true that I haven’t updated in a long, long time. It’s been a long, long month – dive bar Jello shots in Portland, fried bologna sandwiches at Daytona 400 in Florida, draft beers in Vegas, quesadillas in Phoenix, bagels in DC. It’s been a rough month; too much coffee, white bread, sugar; not enough [...]