Buttered cigarettes and 100 mystery pounds

POSTED BY LauraFries.com IN Soma & Ugly Americans @ March 15, 2006 - 9:54 pm

Sweeeeeetttt. How much does it make you laugh to read about these poor Ambien-addled folks who’ve been eating in their sleep?

Eating nasty, nasty things like buttered cigarettes, salt sandwiches, and raw bacon.

I just love this. I don’t think a person is gonna up and eat something that they haven’t secretly been craving. They’ve got to be acting out secret, repressed desires in their sleep.

Somewhere out there, there’s a person who’s thought about cigarettes … and thought to themselves …