August 16th, 2006, 6:23 am
I will throw my poop at you, Copenhagen City Hostel
I’m standing in a tent labeled boyfriend.dk, which I think is intended for gay men who want to sign up for a Danish dating service.
I’ve eaten, but my head is spinning so bad I might as well not have.
Copenhagen, let’s review.
Your stupid Copenhagen City hostel is covered in filth - lovely facilities, but the cheap son-in-law took over and now there are fruit flies and hair piles in the pool on the bathroom floor and these horrific swipe cards THAT DON’T WORK and leave you in the elevator, endlessly swiping your card, hoping to get out. Oh, and don’t try the stairs, cuz those are swipe card protected too, and they won’t let you into any of the floors, but instead will lead you all the way down to the back of the street.
And your internet access is like ten bucks an hour, which means blogging is limited.
Some numbers
24-7: How often you can buy beers at the convenience store
7-11: Everywhere. Every damn corner. Play the 7-11 drinking game and buy a beer every time you see one of the stores.
7.5: Percent of alcohol in a Elephant beer
3: Number of Elephant beers Laura needs to drink before she gets so drunk that she wakes up in a hostel bed full of pee wearing only the bottom half of her swimsuit.
I’m going to find the Danish Musuem of Resistance to the Nazis.
Maybe.
August 16th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
I caused a friend of mine to throw up next to a New York City cop because I had been feeding her Elephant beers all night…
The cop just looked at her and laughed…
August 16th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Hey Laura,
How are you? I’ve been trying to follow your travels. You have to ask someone in Coppenhagen about the sexiest man in Denmark.
This is so totally random, but sincer you are there, I thought I would tell you I got tuned into a lot of really good Danish films because of Mads Mikkelsen (said sexiest man, etc.).
Anyhow, still reeling from life. I really enjoy reading about someone who has one, especially someone with my name! Remeber you represent all of the Laura Frieses out there. If you make it to Washington, you have a place to stay!
Laura Fries
August 17th, 2006 at 10:21 am
Sweet God this looks like much more fun than the RockBus!
LORD- I’m finally back! .. soooo many fun stories, too many to talk about .. but in a nutshell:
Was hit on by a few bands memebers (one of which is married)
Ran into Drew Barrymore
Ate some AMAZING Sushi (you’d have been jealous)
Met Connor’s Ex, Lacy … no I’m not kidding.. in a bar my last night in LA (How Fucked up!)
Made some new friends
Moved Connor to Nashville (boo.)
Felt like I didnt work for the Loaf anymore
Victor quit and we’re not allowed to replace him (fun for me)
… and so much more …
But enough about that .. how the hell have you been on your excursion? How are the boys .. where the hell are you now? i sent you an e-mail when I realized I was out of town for your send off but I dont know if you got it … havent been able to hit up MySpace in awhile, but I’ll check the HollaBackPack page as soon as I can ..
LOVE AND MISS YOU … and thanks for the Milky Way! (get stoned in Amsterdam for me)
August 17th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
that other laura fries post confuses me.
i throw my poop at you friesy! no pot notes on my work e-mail!
miss you (mommy liz smile)
August 18th, 2006 at 1:03 am
Um, just to clarify…whose pee?
August 20th, 2006 at 6:47 am
quickly …
the other laura fries is a writer
my pee
so fun