January 2nd, 2004, 9:30 pm

IM interceptions

did you get my forward abotu the fly-eating robots? they catch the flies with poop! human poop! yes, i saw that! science is amazing nowadays what i want to know is, where do they get the poop? do they send away for it? or is it from one of the researchers? it wouldnt make sense to spend money on something that’s free and if so, how do they decide who’s poop to use? LIke … hmm … joe in the corner there — we should definitely use joe’s poop i imagine they could just get it from hospitals or something. or maybe they have a hired pooper that IS the best scenario i hope they hire some guy to poop into jars for them/ i’m not sure if that’s the best or worst job in the world i think it just might be the best if youd on’t have to physically handle the poop, it’d be the best i bet you get to just mail it in with one of those nifty jars the ultimate work at home experience i wonder how you apply? like if you have to do a poop test or something I wonder if they put you on a strict fly-attracting diet that would be awesome if your job was to eat red hot cheetos and drink natty lights and mail your bright-red beer shits to scientists and think of all the interesting work-related stories you’d have to tell