August 10th, 2004, 12:09 am

Little Drummer Boy

Apparently we’re not the only ones who think that the Polyphonic Spree are a little… odd. The FBI recently stopped percussionist Brian Teasley, reports Pitchforkmedia.com, for a bomb-like microphone in his baggage at DFW ariport. Quoth the drummer:”I don’t want to over-dramatize the situation,” Teasley stated, “but there were two or three minutes when I thought I was going to be in Guantanamo Bay with the Abu Ghraib people holding a thumbs up while pointing to my penis. I wasn’t really scared about Guantanamo, I just didn’t want people to see my penis. I’m a very private person.”