WASHINGTON, DC, March 29, 2007

As a now professional blogger (read web.aan.org!), I am not unaware that many of my blog posts are titled “Most Awesome [Noun] Ever.” This is not editorial laziness, but rather a reflection of my self-imposed beat: Things That Are Awesome and/or Rad. (I believe the Washington Post has an entire county bureau devoted to this.)

In fulfillment of this editorial mission, I bring you this Awesome car decal, spotted in the parking lot of a Home Depot in Atlanta, Georgia last week.

This verdant vehicle sports the message: “Brush ya teeth” – an obvious homage to the Raffi classic, “Brush Your Teeth.” [Listen here, Rhapsody.com plugin req'd.]

What could be better than an automotive homage to kindergarten music? Why – one created using STICK FIGURES PERFORMING SEXUAL ACTS!!!!

Nothing says “O” like … “ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….”

###p.s.

This Hummer was significantly larger than my 10 ft. U-Haul. FYI.