June 28th, 2006, 11:34 am

Saucy - Budweiser spices up BBQ

Dear Cousin Jeff -

News from the grocery store! You’ll be so excited. They’ve mixed Budweiser beer in with crappy barbeque sauce! No more slaving over a hot grill for you.

It’s super masculine … you can put beer in everything! You’ll be the hit at the next party, especially if you shave with a 5 bladed razor first.

HHHooo-weee!

Love, LauraFries.com

p.s. I wonder if Aunt Bertha in Little Rock has heard about this?