September 27th, 2005, 1:10 am

Sudafed is fucking crack.

Just throwing it out there: Sudafed is fucking crack.

At 6 p.m., I’m snorting and coughing and blowing my nose and making dribbly sniffly noises so obnoxious that my co-workers pretty much beg me/force me/make rude comments until i take some more Sudafed. My last dose was at 4 … but clearly the stuff wasn’t working, eh?

Dear Lord. I was barely able to drive home. Now, I sit at the computer — 2 a.m. — heart pounding, having spent the intervening hours hepped up and working on a site launch with untold vigor. I took some NyQuil to wind down, which has succeeded in making it harder to type, but hasn’t changed the pounding of my heart. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. There’s no doubt. I’m in deep.