January 3rd, 2005, 12:48 am

They’re in the walls!

EWWW! I was just in my bathroom, standing too close to the wall when I heard it. Unmistakeable. The sound of claws in between the walls. Claws that belonged to some filthy creature, big enough to make some noise. There are, I fear rats in my bathroom walls! It’s too late to call anyone for reassurance, so I thought I’d tell you, dear blog-readers. If they find me dead of a caffeine-overdose in my apartment a week from now, with all my wobbly bits gnawed off, look for the giant rat from the nuclear blast episode of Family Guy. He’s living in my walls!