November 9th, 2005, 1:32 pm

Thoughts on Sports

Baseball is …

kinda boring

• but the $3 margaritas aren’t bad.

Hockey is …

SO much better than baseball!

• You get noisemakers! They make sports more fun. *

They play better much music & show Anchorman clips! Sweet! *

They fight! *

Everyone in the crowd actually cares. Or is just really wasted.

Basketball is …

pretty freaking sweet when you’re sitting in the third row

• You can actually see ‘em sweat (rowr!) *

A little waiter man comes by and takes your order and brings you booze. Delivery booze! Delivery booze! *

You get to sit next to all sorts of celebrities and shit. You could pretend to be one!