May 30th, 2006, 1:34 pm

Thumbs Down Tacos, Thumbs Up Diner, Atlanta

Ah, Thumbs Up Diner. How deceitful you are - you with your convenient location, packed crowds on weekends, and good press from local foodies.

I thought I could trust you. I thought that my smoked chicken tacos - with salsa, no cheese please, guac on the side and sunflower sprouts would be healthy and yummy.

But you tricked me! Instead of a healthy treat, I got a plate full of grease! Horrible, stomach-churning grease. Covered in guac.

You may not know this, but I have a very delicate stomach, Thumbs Up! I can’t tolerate a plate of grease. My system immediately evacuates any offending food substance - and your tacos offended!

Thumbs Down Tacos. Thumbs Down.