Seriously How Many Feral Cats is This?
JULY 24, 2020
SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA
It’s been a long five months in covid quarantine so let’s try to name all of the feral cats that we can see without leaving our house.
CAT #1 MONSIGNOR IAGO
CAT # 2: Scraggle Patches. (+ 89 kittens)
CAT #4 CRUNCHY McGRIGGINS
CAT #5 ALBINA VAMPIRA
CAT #6 Dr. Claw
CAT #7 TORO, as seen through the bathroom window
CAT #8 INK JET CARTRIDGE
CAT #9 LA TIGRE
CAT #10 JACKNOSE GAMBIT
CAT #11 PETE JR
CAT #12: STALKINA
CAT #13: GREY GHOST (ok it has a tag but it’s always here)
CAT #14: TINA DE CARLO, formerly TINA DE CARLO KOLAWALSKI. (similar to Le Tigre, but with a different nose)
Cat #15: Snarf snarf snarf
Cat #16: the artist formerly known as 😺
Cat #17: Two Spots McGee, possibly hooking up with Pete Jr
The bungalow next door where the cat colony lives sold for +$500k.
Not pictured … whatever happened in the basement. 🤷♀️
Since I’m super allergic to cats, this seems like too many cats. Did you notice most of these cats contain other cats?
Our retired neighbor couple likes to feed these guys. Their house cats sit inside, behind a screendoor, and have long conversations with the outdoor cats. The outdoor cats meow for service, which I like to call MEOWDASH.
They might be cute, but remember: they are coming to get you!!
